HonestPessian

Him or varane with blanc ?

Him rabiot or geyoro ?

Where is pessi ?

Pessi: Midget took drugs grew taller carried by good teamates and great managers, was finished at 30, is a serial bottler and sofascore ratings to disguise his stinkers.

A daily reminder that Lionel Pessi wouldn't have become a professional footballer without taking enhancement drugs and can therefore not be included in the GOAT debate

Psg are better without my idol

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Bodied my idol sadly

Still better than pessi

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Pessi’s journey to a 7th Ballon D’or 0 Ligue 1 G/A 1 x Wind 0 G/A vs Brazil (Only Bolvia) 1 Copa Del Rey (Carried by Pedri) 7 P$G Debuts Fully deserved 7th Ballon D’or

Shame on pessi

Thats why pessi is finished

Etant caissier à Carrefour, j'avais l'habitude de voir passer de tout type de client.Un jour,un homme pas plus haut qu'une tasse m'a demandé des penal tea. Je lui ai répondu non. Il m'a menacé puis et reparti.Depuis ce jour j'ai alors compris que c'était lui,l'infâme Pionel Pessi

My son came back from school and said his favorite book “how to win a real UCL” was missing! We called the police and they caught Lionel PESSI running away with it! What a disgrace. Not top 500 players in my book! - honest PESSI fan

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This ratio is the best player i eve played

Why pessi deserves 2021 bdr Ghosted against paris, and later joined em Did 69 dribbles Most lost possession by any player Smacked bilbao player Won mickey mouse america after getting carried by di maria Ditched his best friend aguero 1 ucl open play goal Ghosted against rennes

I was born and raised in Bolivia. My grandfather used to tell me stories about boliviaman, a goblin from Argentina that travels to Bolivia when they’re playing. He scores 3 goals and then disappears until the next Bolivia game . I still have nightmares that he’s still here.

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W bodied my idol

Pessi ghost in every big game

Im messi fan but im objective

I'm coughing blood My idol Pessi deserves ballon d or 2021 for becoming third in La liga For getting knocked out in R16 in UCL For Scoring 4 penalties out of 5 goals in ucl For winning a 10 team tournament where 8 teams directly qualify for quarters For having 0 goals in Farmers League

With all due respect to Messi, he isn’t top 1000 in my book

It was Halloween. I was in my room watching a movie when I heard a loud noise. I turned around and saw someone behind me. It told me "Give me Eibar or I retire". I then realized it was none other than Eibar Man!! I told him "Score a Ligue 1 goal"and he quickly disappeared

One day I was peacefully buying bottles in the store. But while going home all of the sudden the biggest bottler of all time Pionel Pandrés Pessi attacked me and stole all of my bottles. Pep Fradiola told me that he's hiding in Eibar. Shame on you Pessi.

During my **** surgery there were major complications, and I briefly died. I could see a light and a figure at the end, it was god. “Lord, is Pionel Pessi finished?” I asked “Yes, my child” he responded. After he said that my heart rate picked up. Craziest experience ever