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I'm a white, English, born & bred Mancunian, match-going, life-long Manchester United supporter. You're a freak from some third-world place on the outskirts of Europe - who - for a weird unexplainable reason - supports Liverpool... strange behaviour.

"we"? You are from the other side of Europe you fking freak

bro ea released "the big fella" evo, cooked bro imagine assuming gender in 2025 blud has got no rizz, lowkey skibidi fr ong

Comments full of genZ woke cucks with blue hair and begin every sentence with the word “bro” or “blud” and end every sentence with the word “cooked” or “fr” They demand equality and then cry when true equality is shown when a woman gets punched in the face

No, what I’m saying is… regardless of stats/xG… you’ve just simply got a hard-on for an underdog trendy/underdog goal keeper. When United have the best xG in the league then people like you will instinctively dismiss it, if a team like Brighton or Girona had the highest xG then you suddenly praise and support them like they’re your home town team.

All you’ve done is prove my point.

United have the best XG per 90 in the league after 7 games played, are they the best attacking team in the league? …

No, you missed out on +1 passing, game is dead for you now, hope for better luck in fc27

When will his POTM release?

LIAR… Grealish Bruno Fernandez Stach Dewsbury-Hall Doku Ward-Prowse Kudus Gakpo Lukic Wharton …. THEN … In 12th place… Wirtz You absolute clown, he isn’t even top chances created in your own team let alone in the Premier League

If he is a gold?Did you see what he did to Szoboszlai+Endo+Gomez in the FA Cup quarter final?Mainoo lined all 3 of those silly sausages up on the flying pan and absolutely cooked them all at the same time.He does it in every match, his composure and dribbing both need to be 90+ on his gold card.

Imagine paying 1 million coins for 10 stamina

Scared of the Premier League for his entire life.